Danny is a triple threat – a dancer, singer, and actress. Wait…that’s Rita Moreno. Danny is not a triple threat. As a matter of fact, he’s no threat at all. So why the restraining order, baby?

Danny was born to sharecroppers in the Mississippi Delta. When he was ten years old, he started his own business – selling second-hand pickles. By the age of the 13, he had made his first million. By the age of 14, he had lost it all betting it on rotisserie chicken races.

Actually, he’s a comedy club veteran (okay…as a waiter), and his complete lack of radio experience threatens to undermine the entire show. His dream is to run an adoption agency that caters exclusively to Angelina Jolie.